Monday, April 25, 2011

SHARKPLUG VS BIZARROSHARK

EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA INNINGS IN SCRANTON!

The Syracuse Chiefs offense looked anemic again, scoring only one run in the 13 inning 2-1 loss.  Former National CF Justin Maxwell has apparently turned into a Shark-hunter after being traded to the Yankees in the offseason.  Roger Bernadina had several hard hit balls but only hada single to show for it.  Maxwell robbed him of several hits and I now deem Maxell, BizarroShark.  BizarroShark had the game winning walk-off home run, giving him the edge today (but he should be VERY wary of a vengeful Shark).

The Shark did show BizarroShark a thing or two on the basepaths, stealing 2 more bases today.  That puts him at 5 on the season.  It's a pretty impressive number considering this was only his 13th game.  We all know that Sharks can steal bases....[EVIDENCE]

Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh, the Nats offense sputtered as well.  They scored 2 runs in the first inning then NONE after that...  The Pirates scored 4 off John Lannan to win the game 4-2.  Mako Morse did his best Shark-impression with a catch against the wall.  The wind was knocked out of him, but his fake gills helped him recover.  Jayson Werth did his worst Shark-impression, committing an error in the 4th, which helped lead to a run. Also, RicK AnKiel struck out to end the game with runners on 1st and 3rd...

Overall the Nationals looked lost....  Like something was missing...

They need something. Something at the top of the lineup. Something defensive. Something powerful, fast, skilled, and jawesome.  They need something to ignite the offense, a spark...a shark... a...a... a... SHARKPLUG!


Update:  I have just heard from someone in the Washington Nationals organization(Rizzo?) that they are indeed pursuing a sharkplug!!! And then I saw what they meant...

Not the same, Rizzo, not the same...

More to come.

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