How Shark Attacks Work

According to How Stuff Works:

Sharks strike terror into the heart­s of people around the world like no other creatures. Their fearsome appearance, large size, and hostile, alien environment combine­ to make them seem like something straight out of a nightmare. The sudden violence of a shark attack is truly a terrifying experience for the victim -- but are sharks really man-eating monsters with a taste for human flesh?

Or do they just slide into you cleat first to spark a 6 run 10th inning against the Mets?

courtesy of @metskevin11

Ruben Tejada was paralyzed with fear when he saw Shark's dorsal fin coming right at him and he ended up right in the path of his razor shark teeth (spikes). This was the scene last night that have many Mets fans on Twitter calling for retaliation. Will R.A. Dickey dare to throw a pitch at the Shark tonight? If he does will Shark just eat the knuckleball sandwich for dinner and wash it down with the pink kool-aid? Find out tomorrow on Sharkadina and watch out for sliding Sharks out there!

For the record- this was ruled a clean slide and knowing the Shark personally as we do, we know he would never harm another player on purpose. He is a kind and benevolent Shark!

More to come.