Well, the Nationals season is over, and they couldn't quite squeak out the +.500 season we were hoping for, ending at 80-81. Still, its 11 more wins than they had last season which is something to brag about. They ended in third place, behind the Phillies and the Braves and ahead of the Marlins and the Mets. Not too shabby at all.
Additionally, guess who had the final hit of the 2011 season? The Shark
Guess who had the final RBI? The Shark
Guess who will go down in history as the greatest hitter of the 2011 season? The Shark
The Shark was the exclamation point at the end of the improvement season and I hope this exclamation point will help drive the Nats to the 2012 postseason.
It has been a lot of fun following the Shark this season and as promised, there will be a Season in Review post coming shortly. Tyler is on a trip up to Boston, where I pray he rubs the Red Sox' epic collapse in the face of anyone wearing a B on their hat. Because of this trip, you will just have to be patient for the Review...
In the meantime, I will leave you with something which is mostly unrelated. Tyler and I have appeared on the Jumbotron something like 10 times this season (with two Fan of the Game Trophies under our belt as the highlight of those appearances), and apparently it runs in the family. My cousin and uncle appeared on the Jumbotron at a Philadelphia Phillies game recently. Regrettably, they are Phillies fans, but I love them anyway. Anyway, my aunt e-mailed out this picture, which I presume means it is public domain?? They look so happy cheering for their Phillies!
Now look at the score. GO NATIONALS!
More to come.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
2 in Sharksight
Amidst a tight wildcard race in both the AL and NL, the Shark and the Nats are battling for their own positive end to the season. With only 2 games left in the year, the Nationals are fighting their way to their first winning (81-80, .503) season since 2003 (when they were the Montreal Expos). The Nationals, led in part by the Shark and his intimidating ballplayer presence, are ripping through opponents, like regenerating teeth tearing through the soft gills of a flounder. The Nats have won 8 of their last 9 and 13 of their last 16...
Let me repeat that, "The Nats have won 8 of their last 9 and 13 of their last 16."
THOSE ARE RIDICULOUS NUMBERS!!!
Sadly, Tyler and I attended the 3 losing games in that stretch.....
But do not fear, we aren't heading to Florida today or tomorrow so if we were the cause of those losses, we can't affect the next 2... We can, however, hope and pray that Davey Johnson starts The Shark for the last two games to GUARANTEE VICTORY. After all, SHARKS LOVE TO FEAST ON MARLINS!
Need proof? Click these examples: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3, Example 4, Example 5, Example 6
In other news:
Mako Morse has clearly been this season's MVP, hitting his 30th sharkadelic home run, yesterday which not only helped the team come from behind, but also helped power my fantasy baseball teams to commanding leads. He now has 94 RBIs, leaving him in need of a strong 6 RBI last two games to finish the year with 100... I believe in you Mako!
Tyler and I will be watching the last two games of the season closely. Let's grab those last two wins!
More to come.
Let me repeat that, "The Nats have won 8 of their last 9 and 13 of their last 16."
THOSE ARE RIDICULOUS NUMBERS!!!
Sadly, Tyler and I attended the 3 losing games in that stretch.....
But do not fear, we aren't heading to Florida today or tomorrow so if we were the cause of those losses, we can't affect the next 2... We can, however, hope and pray that Davey Johnson starts The Shark for the last two games to GUARANTEE VICTORY. After all, SHARKS LOVE TO FEAST ON MARLINS!
Need proof? Click these examples: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3, Example 4, Example 5, Example 6
In other news:
Mako Morse has clearly been this season's MVP, hitting his 30th sharkadelic home run, yesterday which not only helped the team come from behind, but also helped power my fantasy baseball teams to commanding leads. He now has 94 RBIs, leaving him in need of a strong 6 RBI last two games to finish the year with 100... I believe in you Mako!
Tyler and I will be watching the last two games of the season closely. Let's grab those last two wins!
More to come.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Final Shark Night
Sadly, Tyler and I went to our last baseball game of the 2011 season... A "Season in Review" post will happen at the end of the season, providing such useless stats as how many games we saw, the Shark's stats at the games attended, the Nationals win-loss record, and some other sh**k.
But anyway, you will have to wait for that (or delete this blog from your recently viewed websites and pretend we don't exist), because this post is about last night.
Things weren't looking great leading up to the game. It rained literally all day long and there was a "soak watch," which apparently meant the ground was so saturated that if the rain came down hard enough, flash floods were inevitable. While this seemed like something that the Shark would thrive with, it also began to look like these tickets were cursed. Tyler bought these tickets for half price for a game in April, then when that was rained out, we rescheduled for the Dodgers series a few weeks ago. That game was rained out too, but it turned out third time was a charm because the rain cleared just in time for last night's game.
We got to the park early and went to the Miller Lite Scoreboard Walk, one of our favorite pre-game hangouts. We finally got a chance to try Shake Shack (burgers were great, but a little small) and met longtime Shark supporter @SodaPop6548. We had a great time chatting about the playoff races and baseball stats until Terry (This is Tyler, who has taken over writing this post. Confusing, I know, but deal with it.) was pulled away to film Fan of the Game (more on that below).
We made our way to our seats near the LF foul pole and got ready for a mostly Shark-less game. Bernadina didn't start, but Stephen Strasburg did. Unfortunately, he didn't look like his normal self and gave up 3 runs in the first inning. While the Nats struggled to come back, Terry and I spent the time making friends in the stands. We sat next to a great family with a cute little girl who put on a Shark hood during the game (you can see her at the end of the video below). And we ran into our friends and Shark supporters Michelle and Lex.
We met a ton of great people who read this blog or follow us on Twitter! And we made new friends, like Mako Morse's high school friend who we rode the Metro with after the game. If you said Hi to us last night and you're reading this, leave a comment so we know who you are!
Remember when I won Fan of the Game? Well, it was finally Terry's turn and he won too!
The Shark finally came out in the bottom of the 9th to pinch hit. We got our whole section cheering and we watched on the edge of our seats as he battled to a full count. Shark struck out swinging and the Nats lost 7-4. We just weren't in the mood to watch the post game fireworks. We charged up Terry's phone and made our way back to outside of the clubhouse/player's parking lot in hopes of talking to The Shark for the final time this season.
The last time we were back there we got to go inside, but this time we were stuck outside of the gate with autograph vultures and kids who would run in front of players cars and even CHASE STRASBURG'S CAR DOWN THE STREET. I'll be honest, some of these fans were pretty embarrassing. Although it was cool seeing all of the players leave in their expensive, expensive cars.
Much like last time, Bernadina was one of the last to come out, and as soon as he saw us waiting outside the gate with the "unwashed masses" he waved us back and told the security guard we were cool. Just like in the movies!
We chatted with him and his entourage, Andrew and Sol, for a good 20 min. Some of our conversation is confidential, but we can tell you that we talked a lot about how awesome "The Shark" nickname is and made big plans to grow his fan base going into next season. Bernadina will be in Curacao for the offseason and we all hope he will back with The Nats next year. Oh, we also all talked about Bill Ladson and how horrible the Speed Racer nickname is.
Every time we have talked with Roger in person this season, he has been nothing but gracious with us. For a professional sports player to take the time to talk with two random, crazy guys who nicknamed him out of nowhere is really awesome. We wanted to do something thank him for everything he's done for us, including the autographs, like the one Terry got last night:
Last night we gave Roger Bernadina one of the original Shark hoods. The yellow-eyed Shark is currently sitting in his locker at Nats Park. He promised to wear in the clubhouse to help spread the Shark nickname with the media and even said he might wear it out on the field before batting practice today or tomorrow!
Just because the season is coming to close, doesn't mean Sharkadina will be going away. We will be your source for exclusive Roger Bernadina news during the offseason and will continue to bring you information on The Nats, baseball, and actual Sharks. Don't worry, the photoshops and our unique brand of Shark related humor will continue through the winter!
More to come.
But anyway, you will have to wait for that (or delete this blog from your recently viewed websites and pretend we don't exist), because this post is about last night.
Things weren't looking great leading up to the game. It rained literally all day long and there was a "soak watch," which apparently meant the ground was so saturated that if the rain came down hard enough, flash floods were inevitable. While this seemed like something that the Shark would thrive with, it also began to look like these tickets were cursed. Tyler bought these tickets for half price for a game in April, then when that was rained out, we rescheduled for the Dodgers series a few weeks ago. That game was rained out too, but it turned out third time was a charm because the rain cleared just in time for last night's game.
We got to the park early and went to the Miller Lite Scoreboard Walk, one of our favorite pre-game hangouts. We finally got a chance to try Shake Shack (burgers were great, but a little small) and met longtime Shark supporter @SodaPop6548. We had a great time chatting about the playoff races and baseball stats until Terry (This is Tyler, who has taken over writing this post. Confusing, I know, but deal with it.) was pulled away to film Fan of the Game (more on that below).
We made our way to our seats near the LF foul pole and got ready for a mostly Shark-less game. Bernadina didn't start, but Stephen Strasburg did. Unfortunately, he didn't look like his normal self and gave up 3 runs in the first inning. While the Nats struggled to come back, Terry and I spent the time making friends in the stands. We sat next to a great family with a cute little girl who put on a Shark hood during the game (you can see her at the end of the video below). And we ran into our friends and Shark supporters Michelle and Lex.
This is Michelle's friend and new Shark Fan. |
We met a ton of great people who read this blog or follow us on Twitter! And we made new friends, like Mako Morse's high school friend who we rode the Metro with after the game. If you said Hi to us last night and you're reading this, leave a comment so we know who you are!
Remember when I won Fan of the Game? Well, it was finally Terry's turn and he won too!
The Shark finally came out in the bottom of the 9th to pinch hit. We got our whole section cheering and we watched on the edge of our seats as he battled to a full count. Shark struck out swinging and the Nats lost 7-4. We just weren't in the mood to watch the post game fireworks. We charged up Terry's phone and made our way back to outside of the clubhouse/player's parking lot in hopes of talking to The Shark for the final time this season.
The last time we were back there we got to go inside, but this time we were stuck outside of the gate with autograph vultures and kids who would run in front of players cars and even CHASE STRASBURG'S CAR DOWN THE STREET. I'll be honest, some of these fans were pretty embarrassing. Although it was cool seeing all of the players leave in their expensive, expensive cars.
Much like last time, Bernadina was one of the last to come out, and as soon as he saw us waiting outside the gate with the "unwashed masses" he waved us back and told the security guard we were cool. Just like in the movies!
We chatted with him and his entourage, Andrew and Sol, for a good 20 min. Some of our conversation is confidential, but we can tell you that we talked a lot about how awesome "The Shark" nickname is and made big plans to grow his fan base going into next season. Bernadina will be in Curacao for the offseason and we all hope he will back with The Nats next year. Oh, we also all talked about Bill Ladson and how horrible the Speed Racer nickname is.
Every time we have talked with Roger in person this season, he has been nothing but gracious with us. For a professional sports player to take the time to talk with two random, crazy guys who nicknamed him out of nowhere is really awesome. We wanted to do something thank him for everything he's done for us, including the autographs, like the one Terry got last night:
Last night we gave Roger Bernadina one of the original Shark hoods. The yellow-eyed Shark is currently sitting in his locker at Nats Park. He promised to wear in the clubhouse to help spread the Shark nickname with the media and even said he might wear it out on the field before batting practice today or tomorrow!
Just because the season is coming to close, doesn't mean Sharkadina will be going away. We will be your source for exclusive Roger Bernadina news during the offseason and will continue to bring you information on The Nats, baseball, and actual Sharks. Don't worry, the photoshops and our unique brand of Shark related humor will continue through the winter!
More to come.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
SHARK EATS PHILLY: Part 4
Quick poll:
How would you prefer the Shark to close season against the Phillies?
That is exactly what Roger Bernadina did tonight against the Phillies. He was playing at the 5 tool level we all know he is capable of. His double and single sparked the offense while his defensive prowess backed Brad Peacock's (the only member of the Nationals Zoo who doesn't need a nickname) gem. Despite Mako Morse's attempts to steal the glory with a 3 run home run (which I will admit did help both my fantasy baseball teams), the Shark was the reason that the Nationals won this game.
The Nationals ended the 4 game Phillies series with 4 wins (the first time the Phillies lost 4 in a row since.... last year?) which brought them one giant leap closer to a .500+ season (it is statistically impossible for them to have a .500 record, feel free to ask me why). Tonight's win brought their record to 76-79, meaning over the rest of the season, they have to go 5-1. After watching the Nats outpitch and outplay the Phils, I am very confident that the Shark can lead them to 81 wins!
Why?
BECAUSE HE IS ON FIRE!
The Shark has 5 hits in his last 14 ABs (.357 BA) with a home run, 2 defensive jewels, and 5 RBI's! Literally (figuratively) on fire.
More to come.
How would you prefer the Shark to close season against the Phillies?
- Going 2 for 4 with 1 run, 2 RBIs and a SB or...
- Making a Great-White-Shark-Breaching-To-Devour-A-Seal style catch
That is exactly what Roger Bernadina did tonight against the Phillies. He was playing at the 5 tool level we all know he is capable of. His double and single sparked the offense while his defensive prowess backed Brad Peacock's (the only member of the Nationals Zoo who doesn't need a nickname) gem. Despite Mako Morse's attempts to steal the glory with a 3 run home run (which I will admit did help both my fantasy baseball teams), the Shark was the reason that the Nationals won this game.
The Nationals ended the 4 game Phillies series with 4 wins (the first time the Phillies lost 4 in a row since.... last year?) which brought them one giant leap closer to a .500+ season (it is statistically impossible for them to have a .500 record, feel free to ask me why). Tonight's win brought their record to 76-79, meaning over the rest of the season, they have to go 5-1. After watching the Nats outpitch and outplay the Phils, I am very confident that the Shark can lead them to 81 wins!
Why?
BECAUSE HE IS ON FIRE!
Apparently, it can happen! |
More to come.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
SHARK EATS PHILLY: Part 2 (and 3)
After Roger "The Shark" Bernadina's JAWESOME home run in yesterday's victory over the Phillies, he came through in the second game of the double header with his defensive prowess. He didn't start the second game, but came in for the bottom of the 9th to patrol right field with Shark skills. He proved again why he is called the Shark (and not Speed Racer). He closed on Jimmy Rollins' hit like a Shark sensing blood in the water and then devoured it like a Hammerhead ripping into the sweet flesh of an exotic tropical fish. Yes, the catch was that good. And yes, it's been awhile since we've had a colorful Shark metaphor.
After that catch, Drew Storen struck out the last two batters and the Nats won 3-0. They won both games of the double header and it was even sweeter because it was against the evil Phillies. The Phillies players and fans probably support Shark Finning.
The Nats played another great tonight game and The Shark had a beautiful double, his 11th of the season. The Nats won 7-5 and have won 3 in a row and 9 out of their last 11. They are in 3rd place in the NL East with a record of 75-79.
They have their final homestand this weekend against the Braves, with Terry and I attending our final game on Friday (if we don't get rained out for the 3rd time with the same tickets...). Strasburg is pitching and we're hoping to say goodbye and good luck to Shark for the off season.
More to come.
After that catch, Drew Storen struck out the last two batters and the Nats won 3-0. They won both games of the double header and it was even sweeter because it was against the evil Phillies. The Phillies players and fans probably support Shark Finning.
The Nats played another great tonight game and The Shark had a beautiful double, his 11th of the season. The Nats won 7-5 and have won 3 in a row and 9 out of their last 11. They are in 3rd place in the NL East with a record of 75-79.
They have their final homestand this weekend against the Braves, with Terry and I attending our final game on Friday (if we don't get rained out for the 3rd time with the same tickets...). Strasburg is pitching and we're hoping to say goodbye and good luck to Shark for the off season.
More to come.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
SHARK EATS PHILLY: Part 1
In the first game of today's doubleheader, the Shark feasted on the Philadephia Phillies, and ideally some of their fans. With the game locked at 0 in the 7th, the Shark CRUSHED a 3-run home run into the second deck in Right Field. The no-doubter broke the game open. While the Phillies came back to tie the game at 3, Roger Bernadina blasted the Nats with enough confidence to win the opening game and ultimately, eat half the city...
More to come.
More to come.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Sharky Birthday Party
For the first time since the first two games of the season, Tyler and I went back-to-back with Nationals games. There were six Shark fans on Friday, and despite saying "what up" to the Shark before the game, the Nats fell to the pesky Marlins.
To top Friday, last night, we were part of a group of 12. In what will likely go down as the greatest birthday party in the history of the Sharkadina, my cousin Lucia and 5 of her friends, donned the Shark hoods, and celebrated turning 9 the best way possible... Cheering for Bernadina.
The hoods were used in the matter of which they were designed: for use by children (don't tell Tyler). The kids did there part in spreading the Shark love, describing the origin of the nickname to everyone who asked about the hoods and cheered ferociously when the Shark was visible on the field.
We were sitting in Section 305, which meant we really had to squint to see the Shark, but as he was the only non-human on the field, in addition to the dorsal fin, piercing through the back of his uniform, he wasn't too hard to spot.
It has been a long time since I was with a group of fans who cheered as loudly as this group did. Their enthusiasm rippled through the section, igniting a Shark spirit, which hasn't been seen since June 22nd. Additionally, it was nice to see that their enthusiasm about the Shark and the Nationals was not affected by the outcome of the game... The Nationals lost 4-1 and the Shark ended 0-4. He did come up with a man on second and nobody out in the 11th, but Davey Johnson ordered him to sacrifice Daddy Desmond over, instead of allowing him to win the game (COME ON DAVEY!).
Overall I had a good time and I hope those kids did too. Additionally, I hope they tell all their friends about the Shark, and they tell all their friends, who tell their friends, until everyone knows Roger Bernadina is the Shark and will always be.
Side notes:
Last week of the season, means it is the last chance for the Shark to feast on Major League pitching. Expect a late season feeding frenzy.
More to come.
To top Friday, last night, we were part of a group of 12. In what will likely go down as the greatest birthday party in the history of the Sharkadina, my cousin Lucia and 5 of her friends, donned the Shark hoods, and celebrated turning 9 the best way possible... Cheering for Bernadina.
The hoods were used in the matter of which they were designed: for use by children (don't tell Tyler). The kids did there part in spreading the Shark love, describing the origin of the nickname to everyone who asked about the hoods and cheered ferociously when the Shark was visible on the field.
We were sitting in Section 305, which meant we really had to squint to see the Shark, but as he was the only non-human on the field, in addition to the dorsal fin, piercing through the back of his uniform, he wasn't too hard to spot.
Wait, which one is the Shark? |
RIGHT THERE! YESSSSSSS!!! |
Overall I had a good time and I hope those kids did too. Additionally, I hope they tell all their friends about the Shark, and they tell all their friends, who tell their friends, until everyone knows Roger Bernadina is the Shark and will always be.
Side notes:
- The last game Tyler and I will be at this season is next Friday night. To everyone who is planning to attend that game: deck out in Shark gear. Lets have one more Shark Night of 2011.
- To everyone who didn't tell me on Friday that Werth and Morse weren't starting... Sh**k off.
- The Fantasy Baseball Playoffs have come down to the last day of the week for Tyler and I. We are tied as of 3:30PM with a ticket to the championship on the line. Tyler (The Shark CHOMPians) has to win against me (The Shark Tank) in order to advance, because I took the season series 10-9.
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And it all starts... RIGHT NOW. |
More to come.